Well, I was able to upload photos today. I am so happy. The picture of myself in the About Me section was taken some 24 years ago. I would've published a recent picture of myself, but I couldn't find one that wouldn't scare the kids away. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to lure kids to my blog. NBC Dateline has seen to it that kids don't like to be lured these days.
Here's a funny little clip I found on the web somewhere that has absolutely nothing to do with my discussion. Despite what it looks like, this is not animal porn:
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Lowell relaxing as only he can in his monkey mask, goggles and pipe.
Lowell Cooper
Lowell relaxing as only he can in his monkey mask, goggles and pipe.
Welcome To My Blog
It all started when I was 8. I was sitting in the recliner watching The Partridge Family when I noticed my parents going out the door.
"Bye, we're never coming back," my mother said.
I sat in the chair wondering what to do. I went to bed hoping they'd be back in the morning. They weren't. I heard a knock on the door. It was the tax collector.
He said, "You owe taxes."
I told him I was only 8 and had no money so he took the house. I was now out on the street. I begged for food, clothing, $100 bills. I received nothing. I got a job at a local auto service place, but I got fired when they found out I couldn't do a lube job. I then wondered around the foothills of the Kettle Moraine region in Wisconsin. I returned to my old profession of begging. This time I only asked for $50 bills. I received many. I was also mugged, beaten and robbed. I was sleeping on the side of the road when a big black limosine pulled up. It was Alice Cooper. He gave me a glass of milk and dropped me off at the nearest orphanage with a boa constrictor wrapped around me. A couple of social workers saw me and told me not to move. I couldn't hear them so I walked in their direction. The boa then left me and started attacking anything and everything. They finally stopped it after it had killed its fifth victim, a pudgy six-year-old. In spite of this incident they welcomed me with open arms. A week later, I got bored and left. I soon found myself in Denver, Colorado. There, I saw in a store window, the snake Alice has given me. I went into the store and demanded my snake back. They wouldn't give it to me because I didn't have a sales receipt. That night I broke into the store to get my snake back. Unfortunately, I tripped the silent alarm and was caught by the police. I spent 8 months in jail doing hard labor. I came out looking like the Hulk, except I wasn't green. I then wondered around until I got to when I am today... Nowhere.
"Bye, we're never coming back," my mother said.
I sat in the chair wondering what to do. I went to bed hoping they'd be back in the morning. They weren't. I heard a knock on the door. It was the tax collector.
He said, "You owe taxes."
I told him I was only 8 and had no money so he took the house. I was now out on the street. I begged for food, clothing, $100 bills. I received nothing. I got a job at a local auto service place, but I got fired when they found out I couldn't do a lube job. I then wondered around the foothills of the Kettle Moraine region in Wisconsin. I returned to my old profession of begging. This time I only asked for $50 bills. I received many. I was also mugged, beaten and robbed. I was sleeping on the side of the road when a big black limosine pulled up. It was Alice Cooper. He gave me a glass of milk and dropped me off at the nearest orphanage with a boa constrictor wrapped around me. A couple of social workers saw me and told me not to move. I couldn't hear them so I walked in their direction. The boa then left me and started attacking anything and everything. They finally stopped it after it had killed its fifth victim, a pudgy six-year-old. In spite of this incident they welcomed me with open arms. A week later, I got bored and left. I soon found myself in Denver, Colorado. There, I saw in a store window, the snake Alice has given me. I went into the store and demanded my snake back. They wouldn't give it to me because I didn't have a sales receipt. That night I broke into the store to get my snake back. Unfortunately, I tripped the silent alarm and was caught by the police. I spent 8 months in jail doing hard labor. I came out looking like the Hulk, except I wasn't green. I then wondered around until I got to when I am today... Nowhere.
Favorite Movies (in no particular order)
- The Godfather
- Airplane
- Monty Python And The Holy Grail
- The Godfather, Part II
- Plan 8 From Outer Space
- Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid (note: I haven't seen this one, but I've heard about it from Scott. Constantly. Over and over and over again.)
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2 comments:
Lowell.... I think you're cute.... You wouldn't happen to be related to the Hardware Giant of Lowell's, cause then I think you're really cute...
Unfortunately, I'm not related to the Hardware Giant of Lowell's. But I am related to the Cooper Blacksmithy of Grundersonville. Does that turn you on?
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