I thought about a lot of thing while I was growing up...
When asked what I wanted to be when I grew up, I would respond with "I want to be a Nielson Family" because I thought they got paid to watch TV.
I always heard on the news about people getting robbed at gunpoint, or having their cars taken at gunpoint. And I wondered... Why do people keep going to Gunpoint? Bad things always seem to happen at Gunpoint.
I've never understood what an unretouched photo is.
Once upon a time there were 2 Chinese. Now look how many.
After all this, it finally dawned on me - I'm stupid.
Why won't Janice Dickenson call me? By now she must know that I'm head-over-heels infatuated with her.
BTW - Entering 'Snake wine bottles' at www.google.com will not bring up this web site.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
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